Twenty-five uses for Mung Beans

Accelerating the absorption of muons, concealing love poems, indicating pH levels, reducing swede paste, fattening theses, assimilating data, neutralising prunes, instigating sex, stiffening abrasive disks, derailing trains, aerating mullet, oiling petals, tightening nuts, housing weevils, tempting the pure, opening gifts, locking files, cracking lentils, grinding wheat, nailing Plasticine, irradiating vegetables, deceiving lovers, assessing quantities, osculating kittens, and lubricating flesh.

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